You Can Thank Your Mom

Requested by popular demand by my only fan, your mom, my Blog is back up. It has been 4 long years since I last blogged. I could fill you in with all of the great and tragic stories that have happened in the last four years, but right now, I don’t have time for that. What I will tell you is that a lot of crazy shit has happened in the last year, and when the time comes, these stories will be released. Until then, enjoy.