One of the Reasons Bradley Rocks

Sometimes Bradley likes to write lyrics to his favorite songs. I found his version of the song 1985 by Bowing for Soup. It might be better than the real version. Brad's version is in bold.

Debby just hit the wall.
Debbie just hit the wall
She nevr had it all.
She never had it all
One grozack a day.
One Prozac a day
Azzbenz a CPA.
Husbands a CPA
Her dreams went out the door.
Her dreams went out the door
When she turn 24.
When she turned twenty four
Only then with one man.
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan?
What happen to her plan?

She was going to be a atrants.
She was gonna be an actress
She was going to be star.
She was gonna be a star
She was going to shake her trash
She was gonna shake her ass
on the hood of why steakes car.
On the hood of White Snake's car
Her yellow SUV was now the enimey.
Her yellow SUV, is now the enemy
In her ravig life.
Looks at her average life
Nothing has been all write.
And nothing, has been, alright

Senes Stasy, Madana,
Since Bruce Springstein, Madonna
waiting for her vana.
Way before Nirvana
There was you to an blanty
There was U2, and Blondie
and music still on m TV.
And music still on MTV
Her to kids in high school,
Her two kids, in high school
they tell her that she's on cool
They tell her that she's uncool
but she's still preety aquipd
But she still preoccupied
19 19 1985.
With 19, 19, 1985