I Can Fix You
During my lunch break, a man approached me in the parking lot. He said, “I’m an inventor. If I give you my name and number, will you call me? I’m inventing braces that will make the disabled walk.” I looked up at him and said, “I’m sorry sir. Your invention sounds great and all, but I can really walk.” Then, I got into my car and quickly drove away.
6 Comments:
OMG, That is funny. I wonder what he was thinkning
Oh, how I laugh.
Why do men always think they can fix women? I ain't broke, bitch.
Oh...and what did you name the new baby puppy.
Your comment is sooo funny. I wish that I had my camera on me. Then, I would have taken a picture. He was scary. The puppy has no name yet. I like Libby, Ellie, Bella, Mia, etc. etc. etc, but right now, she is Puppy. Matt will have to figure that out because I am sick of trying to think of one!
Scary! The guy probably wants to try out for American Inventor! Just think, you could have been on a reality show! -kari
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