Thank You, But No Thank You

 
Here is some advice about my mother. She doesn’t like to take “No” for an answer! If you are not hungry and she is trying to feed you, take the food anyway. If she offers you a loaf of banana bread and you already have 2 other loaves in your frig, share it with your co-workers. If you tell her that you like some jewelry at her store, she will call you until you come and buy it. If she surprises you with a really bad fake Louis Vuitton purse, give it back, and run away when she is not looking.