Can You Say Vagina?

While I was taking a nap, Matt decided to go on the back porch and shave his head. After 15 minutes, I decided that I couldn’t sleep, so I went to see what he was doing. This is what I discovered...


He told me that his new hair cut was supposed to be a surprise. I immediately asked him if he was really going to keep it. I think at first it was supposed to be a joke. Then, he saw how annoyed I was, so he decided that the mohawk was here to stay.